英语个性签名搞笑
1、在我的祖国，连老外也把我看作老外。
In my country, even foreigners regard me as a foreigner.
2、我没有这种天分，包容你也接受她。
I don't have the talent to forgive you and accept her.
3、原谅捧钱的我一路狂奔只为吃东西。
Forgive me for holding the money, running all the way to eat.
4、你说因为有我所以赢了全世界。
You said you won the world because of me.
5、课堂上的稀客，饭堂里的常客。
The classroom well regulars in the cafeteria.
6、只要你过得比我好，我就受不了。
As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.
7、不要用爱来伤害我，没有药医治。
Don't hurt me with love, without medicine.
8、大家都是国产货，别犯贱。
We are all made in China, don't be stupid.
9、曹操得不了天下，正因他太爱骂街。
Cao Cao was not the world, because he was too fond of.
10、师太，你等着，老衲去让佛祖赐婚！
Teacher, you wait, I go to the Buddha give marriage!
11、哥们我给你颁发了一个永远沉默奖。
Man, I've given you an everlasting silent prize.
12、我和暑假分手了，因为开学那贱人！
My summer vacation and broke up, because the school Bitch!
13、如果我做了皇帝，一定封你当太子。
If I were emperor, I would make you a prince.
14、如果世界上没有了爱情，那么多好。
If there is no love in the world, so good.
15、我爱你始于初见，止于终老。
I love you from the beginning, check in.
16、我们之间还剩下没走完的永远。
There's still no end between us.
17、文有观音护身，武有二爷护体。
The Guanyin body, Wu Zhong body.
18、世界骗子太多，明显傻子不够用。
There are so many cheats in the world that there is no enough for fools.
19、我爱你，我也爱你我之间的小幸福。
I love you, and I love you. I'm happy with you.
20、工资就像例假，一月不来你就傻眼。
Salary is like the official holiday, January to you dumbfounded.
21、宁愿胖的精致，也不要瘦的雷同。
Would rather fat delicate, not thin identical.
22、伴你到老，和你共度美好。
Accompany you to the old, and you share the good.
23、我要玩的是感觉，不是你的器官！
What I want to play is feeling, not your organs!
24、禁欲中，勿扰！否则，我就破戒。
Abstinence, not faze! Otherwise, I'll mess up.
25、我们说好不分离，要一直一直在一起。
We agreed that we should not be separated, but we should always be together.
26、交心的越来越少，交配的越来越早。
Talk less and less, more and more early mating.
27、我们的目标：向钱看，向厚赚。
Our goal: money, to make thick.
28、现在起床不是靠毅力，而是看尿意。
Now, get up not by willpower, but by urine.
29、考场如战场，不是你死就是我亡。
The examination room is like a battlefield, either you die or I die.
30、不在课堂上沉睡，就在酒桌上埋醉。
Don't sleep in class, they buried in drunk.
31、以后说我丑的我就当你在和我表白。
Later said I ugly, I just when you and I declare.
32、作为失败的典型，我其实很成功。
As a typical failure, I was really successful.
33、我拿什么整死你的爱人。
What do I do to kill your lover?.
34、不要把哥当白菜，其实哥是辣椒。
Don't put the elder brother brother is actually Chinese cabbage, pepper.
35、天哪，我的衣服又瘦了！
My God, my clothes are losing weight again!
36、男人有钱就变坏，女人变坏就有钱。
Money is bad for men, and women are bad for money.
37、钻石留下，王老五可以走了。
Diamond left, The bachelor can go.
38、为啥我爸是李铁，真是恨铁不成钢。
Why my dad is Li Tie, it is turn iron into steel.
39、别人在复习，我感觉在预习。
Others in review, I feel in preview.
40、天地有正气，无钱无天理。
Heaven and earth have righteousness, no money, no justice.
41、我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。
I like you so much, you like me, will die.
42、男人口袋有点钱，腰部以下不会闲！
Man pockets a little money, waist below will not idle!
43、一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。
A mountain can not be accepted, unless a public and a mother.
44、我们的爱情，希望一直没有句号。
Our love, hope has not stopped.
45、异地恋连拥抱都是奢望。
Long distance love and even embrace are extravagant hopes.
46、喜欢是淡淡的爱，爱是深深的喜欢。
Like is light love, love is deep love.
47、其实表白并不好，因为显得手黑。
In fact, the declaration is not good, because it looks black.
48、走自己的路，与爱情兵分两路！
Go your own way, and love your soldiers!
49、生活是首歌，而我老跑调。
Life is a song, and I always run.
50、走投无路还走什么走，直接坐车啊！
Desperate, still go what go, take the bus directly ah!
51、我未来的儿子，快告诉我你爹的方向。
My future son, tell me your father's direction.
52、对于爱情你是不敢还是不能。
For love, you dare or can not?.
53、运气就是机会碰巧撞到了你的努力。
Luck is chance, chance hit your effort.
54、俺从不写措字，但俺写通假字！
I never write. But I write tongjiazi word!
55、思念，成为每天的必修课。
Miss, become a required course every day.
56、请你蜷缩成一个柔和的姿势滚出去。
Please curl up in a soft position and roll out.
57、这个世界不仅公平，有些母的也平。
The world is not only fair, but also some mothers.
58、想你的时候，我就看看猪圈。
When I miss you, I'll look at the pigsty.
59、我的学霸血液，一定是冻住了。
My learning tyrants blood, must be frozen.
60、女子无才便是德，我想我是太缺德。
Germany is the only woman, I think I'm too wicked.
61、女子无才便是德，我一定是太缺德了。
Germany is the only woman, I must be too wicked.
62、只想优美转身，不料华丽撞墙。
Just want to turn beautiful, and behold a gorgeous.
63、你掌心的温度不高，却足以温暖我。
The temperature in your palm is not high enough to warm me.
64、人又不聪明，还学别人秃顶。
People are not smart, but also learn to bald others.
65、你贱的有出息励志网http://wWw.qqZf.cN/，骚的够洋气。
You mean something, show enough enough.
66、爱留下伤痕，但也教人忘记痛过。
Love hurts, but it also teaches to forget.
67、管不住的是儿子，看不住的是女儿。
The son, who could not see it, was the daughter.
68、现在整的多经典，过去长得多惊险。
Now the whole lot of classics, the past is much more thrilling.
69、只要活着就一定会遇到好吃的。
As long as you live, you will meet delicious food.
70、遇到你，是我这辈子的幸福。
Meet you, is my life happiness.
71、对不起，你拨打的用户已结婚。
Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
72、我不骂人，因为我动手能力比较强。
I don't call names because I have more practical skills.
73、别站在你的角度看我，你看不懂。
Don't look at me from your angle, you can't understand.
74、问世间情为何物，一物降一物。
Ask the world for what it is, one thing for one thing.
75、最暖心的晚安来自最爱的人。
The most warm heart of good night, from the person you love most.
76、我傻，我快乐。我二，我健康。
I am silly, I am happy. I'm two, I'm healthy.
77、小时候以为裸婚就是不穿衣服结婚。
When I was young, I thought naked marriage would be without clothes.
78、早知道做人这么累，当初就不下凡了。
I knew I was so tired, and I wouldn't have come home.
79、长期的奔放找不到矜持的方向。
The long-term unrestrained, can not find the reserved direction.
80、命运就像强奸，反抗不了就学会享受。
Destiny is like rape, you cannot learn to enjoy it when you can't resist it.
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