骂人的英文个性签名
1、瞅你长得跟个粪叉子一样，知道吗，远看一朵花，近看一堆牛屎渣。
You look like a faecal fork. You know, look at a flower far away and look at a pile of cow droppings.
2、你具备了做鸡的所有条件，你绝对是鸡中的霸王。
You have all the conditions for making chicken. You are absolutely the king of chicken.
3、别在劳资面前装得像个贞洁烈女，谁不知道你家的床上一直没有停歇过。
Don't pretend to be a virginity in front of labor. Who doesn't know that your bed hasn't stopped.
4、原来你说话都不用经过大脑的啊，直接由肝门就排出来的。
So you don't have to talk through your brain, directly from the liver gate.
5、以前居里夫人发现了镭，我看是发现了你把，你这不是单纯的雷了啊！你这都快五雷轰顶了啊！
Mrs. Curie discovered radium before. I think it was discovered that you were not a simple thunder. You're all on the roof!
6、要自恋要是要有本事的，我可不想跟这种低级的人说话，有辱我的身份。
If narcissism is to be competent, I do not want to speak to such a low class person or humiliate me.
7、贱人永远都是贱人，就算经济危机了，你也贵不了。
Bitch is always a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can't afford it.
8、对方说，巴黎圣母院缺个敲钟的，你去吧，直觉得回答，怎么，你从那辞职了。
The other person said, "there's a bell in Notre Dame de Paris. Go ahead and answer," why, you quit from there.
9、你真的蠢的可以，竟然整天带着一个公交车女人晃荡，你也不怕被戴绿帽子。
You are so stupid that you can take a bus with you all day, and you are not afraid of being a green hat.
10、像你这种鸟人活在世上，就是严重污染了空气。
A bird like you living in the world is seriously polluting the air.
11、你这个半身不遂的东西，给你一点脸你就不知道自己是什么东西了？
You're half paralyzed, giving you a little face. Don't you know what you are?
12、自信的女人不一定美丽，比如凤姐。有实力的女人不。
Confident women do not have to be beautiful, such as Sister Feng. A woman with strength is not.
13、你一出门，千山鸟飞绝，万径人宗灭。
As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away and millions of people will die.
14、你小时候大饼吃多了吧，脸长的也跟大饼似地。
When you were little, you ate too much cake, and your face looked like big cake.
15、脱了衣服你是禽兽，穿上衣服你是衣冠禽兽！
Take off your clothes, you are an animal, put on your clothes, you are a beast of clothing!
16、我曾说你长的不是很帅，但你说至少你喷嚏打的响！
I said you weren't very handsome, but you said at least you sneezed.
17、你是不是每次拉完屎，然后又自己舔干净了，还到处炫耀自己拉屎很香。
Do you pull your shit every time, and then you clean yourself up and show off your shit everywhere.
18、你出门打的遇见妓女，带鸡回家，发现你妈也在卖B。
You go out to fight to meet a prostitute, bring a chicken home, find your mother is also selling B.
19、不知道当年你爸你妈咋教你的，天生没教养，我们学也学不会。
I don't know how your father taught your mother how to learn.
20、你老婆快生了吧！到时生得多的话给我一个，我特喜欢小狗。
Your wife is growing up! Give me one when you get a lot. I like dogs.
21、你说不要等你翻了身，可咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
You said, don't wait for you to turn over, salty fish turn over, or salted fish.
22、满上遍野的傻B，想不到你也在里面。
Full of silly B, I think you are in it.
23、哥哥告诉你不能老去上学，坐着坐着得痔疮，疼！
Brother told you not to go to school, sit and sit hemorrhoids, pain!
24、你个虚空假面，长个京巴的摸样还想装西施。
You have a false face. You have a Beijing Ba style and you want to install Xi Shi.
25、你整天顶着比那防弹衣还要厚的脸皮生活，真辛苦呀！
It is hard for you to live with a thick face than that bulletproof vest.
26、你真的是活着欠喷欠唾弃，死了嫌你尸体腐烂更丑更臭。
If you really live, you will die. You will be more ugly and smelly.
27、如果说装逼有罪的话，你早就是无期徒刑了！
If you pretend to be guilty, you would have been sentenced to life imprisonment.
28、我知道长得丑不是你错，励志网http://wWw.qqZf.cN/但你丑还出来犯贱那就是你的错了。
I know it's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault that you are ugly.
29、阎王每天收那么多人，怎么就没把你给收去！
Every day, the king of hell receives so many people. Why didn't he take you away?
30、原来你就是贱人中的首脑呀，难怪浑身散发着一股超级难闻的骚味。
So you are the head of the bitch. No wonder it is full of a smell of super smell.
31、你今儿个偷钱，明儿个就偷人，果然是狗改不了吃屎。
If you steal money today, you will steal it tomorrow.
32、没文化至少要有人话嘛，连人都算不上了还说什么人话嘛！
Without culture, at least someone has to say something, even people can't count.
33、清明时节雨纷纷，路上行人欲断魂；你妈半夜来找我，搞了几天都不疼！
In the rainy season, the pedestrians are dying. Your mother came to me in the middle of the night, and did not hurt for a few days.
34、长相分两种，一种是好看的，一种是难看的，你是属于中间的，好难看的。
There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking, the other is ugly, and you belong to the middle. It's ugly.
35、你看我的时候能不能站高些，总是俯视你我脖子也是会酸的。
Can you stand taller when you look at me, always look down at you, and my neck will be sour.
36、对你，我实在想不出有什么语言和不同人类的你沟通。
For you, I really can't think of any language or communication with you from different human beings.
37、整天跟这个关系好，那个关系好，到头来不过你在别人眼里算什么呢。
It's a good relationship with you all day, but in the end, what do you think in others' eyes?
38、不再沉默中爆发，就在沉默中灭亡，无论怎么样，你都不会有好下场的。
No longer silent, break out in silence, no matter what, you will not come to a good end.
39、有时候主动久了，慢慢的也就烦了。
Sometimes the initiative is long, and slowly, it is annoying.
40、请不要用你那搞笑的眼神，亵渎我那彪悍的人生。
Please don't use your funny eyes to blaspheme my tough life.
41、你长那张脸还敢出门啊？你这张经历了生化危机的脸，真是空前绝后啊！
Do you dare to go out with that face? You face the face of biochemical crisis, it is unprecedented.
42、就你那穷酸样也敢跟我得瑟，也不睁大你的狗眼看看我是谁？
I will not widen your dog's eyes to see who I am when you are so poor and dare to follow me.
43、别以为你耍流氓我就怕你，有本事你趴下了让劳资草草，看你还能叫得出来不。
Don't think you are a hooligan. I'm afraid of you. You have the ability to lay down your labor and see if you can still scream it out.
44、我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。
I'm not a grass boat, you don't go to my hair.
45、我诅咒你永生永世都只配当破鞋。
I curse you all the time to be a shoe breaking.
46、你不是一无所长，在给别人添堵的方面你已经做到登峰造极。
You are not lacking in skills. You have done the best in putting others in a tight corner.
47、你说身高是你的优势丰满是你的标志，为啥一说话就像是孩子弱了智？
You say that height is your advantage and fullness is your sign. Why is it like a child being weak?
48、姐不是电视机，不要老是盯着姐看。
Sister is not a TV, do not always stare at the sister.
49、七月半鬼节那天就是你跟你祖先团聚的日子。
The seven day of the month is the day when you were reunited with your ancestors.
50、不要说别人脑子有病，脑子有病的前提是必须有个脑子。
Don't say that someone else's brain is sick. If you have a mental illness, you must have a brain.
51、再漂亮的脸蛋，也掩饰不了恶毒的心肠。
A beautiful face can not hide a vicious heart.
52、微笑是我最奢侈的表情，这一生我只有把它泛滥成灾。
Smile is my most luxurious expression. I only overrun it in my life.
53、如果你不挥发犯贱的本质，你又怎么去勾引那群牲畜呢？
If you do not evaporate the essence of cheap, how do you seduce the animals?
54、您出来丢什么人现什么眼，真的让你八辈子祖宗在阴间都不能安宁啊。
When you come out and lose somebody, you really can't keep your ancestors in the grave.
55、错的不是你那笨手笨脚，而是你那让人捉急的智商！
It's not your clumsy foot, but your intelligence quotient.
56、还有你头里面真是脑浆吗？我怎么从它里面闻到一股豆渣的味道啊？
Do you have the brain in your head? How can I smell a bean dregs from it?
57、我不是看不起你，而是压根就懒得理你！
I do not despise you, but I am too lazy to talk to you!
58、你照个镜子就当是看恐怖片了，你看你长的多有威慑力吧！
You look at a mirror as a horror movie. You see, you have much deterrence.
59、你很了不起么。不就是有动物保护协会撑？
Are you amazing? Is there an animal protection association?
60、就你那飞机坪也想和芙蓉姐姐比身材，真是出门没带脑子。
As for your plane Ping, you also want to compare with sister Furong.
61、你装什么黑社会，哦哦原来你就是非洲黑人难民社区居委会。
What triad do you pretend, oh oh, you are the African black refugee community committee.
62、你的父母是做化学的吧，一看你长得就跟试验品似的。
Your parents are doing chemistry. You can see that you are just like experimental products.
63、人家说拉登要开飞机去撞世贸大厦，而你只要跳伞就有同样的威力。
People say that Laden wants to fly to the world trade center, and you just have the same strength as skydiving.
64、我并不是看你不顺眼才揍你的懂吗。
I didn't see you in your eyes.
65、你的出生真是生物界的一个大奇迹啊，就连世界的变异物种研究组织都敞开大门欢迎你。
Your birth is really a great miracle in the biological world. Even the world's mutant species research organization has opened the door to welcome you.
66、你这一生一共做错两件事，其一是生出来，另一是活下去。
You have done two wrong things in your life. One is born and the other is to live.
67、成天遥哪瞎跑，瞅你那脸，埋了巴汰的！
You can't run away, look at your face, bury the babe!
68、就算人类灭绝了，你还是个贱人。
Even if human beings are extinct, you are a bitch.
69、以你的智商，我骂你个傻X样，你都觉得我是夸你了！
With your IQ, I call you a silly X, you all think I am exaggerating you!
70、你丫挺的，果然猪和狗杂交的产物还是改不了吃屎啊！
You are pretty good. Indeed, the product of crossbreeding between pigs and dogs can't be changed.
71、你这个装纯装逼的傻逼死一边去，别在这影响老子的心情。
You pretend to be stupid and die. Don't affect Lao Tzu's mood here.
72、你长得真漂亮，活脱就似一个四不像。
You are really beautiful. Living away is like a strange thing.
73、本以为你有一张小罗伯茨的脸，结果失望的是你跟凤姐都有得一拼了！
I thought you had a little Roberts's face, and I was disappointed that you and Feng Jie had a match!
74、我床上的不知道是谁媳妇，我媳妇不知道在谁的床上。
I don't know whose daughter-in-law is on my bed. My daughter-in-law doesn't know whose bed it is.
75、我颠覆了整个世界，只为摆正你的倒影。
I subverted the whole world, just to straighten your reflection.
76、你妈生你的时候可能是早产的，所以到现在你还是没长完全。
Your mother might have been born prematurely, so you haven't been fully developed by now.
77、本来咱们之间是没有什么差距，但自从看见你那么犯贱之后我就知道我们之间的差距了。
There was no difference between us, but since I saw you so cheap, I knew the difference between us.
78、别以为你长的稀有样我们就应该物以稀为贵。
Don't think you are rare. We should be scarce.
79、不要把自己当回事。请问你是谁。
Don't take yourself seriously. Who is calling, please?
80、脸型跟电视机似的，不知道看你脸就像电视机配的插座。
The face is like a TV set. I don't know that your face looks like a socket for a TV set.
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