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1、不是会发光的都是星星，也有可能是电灯泡。
The stars are not luminescent, and they may be light bulbs.
2、长这么大，唯一坚持下来的一件事就是每天都给手机充电。
The only thing that's so big, the only thing that sticks to it is to charge your cell phone every day.
3、天冷了，少穿点，别热到了；天热了，多穿点，别冷到了。
It's cold, wear little, don't get hot. It's hot, wear more, don't get cold.
4、如果你觉得我哪里不对，请一定要告诉我，反正我也不会改，你别憋出病来。
If you think I'm wrong, be sure to tell me, I won't change it anyway, you don't feel sick.
5、姐的世界，不需要有你在背后指手画脚的，你算求。
Sister's world, you do not need to have you in the back of the hand, you calculate.
6、你才是国足！你爸是国足！你全家，你祖宗都是国足！
You are the national foot! Your father is a national foot! Your family, your ancestors are all national feet!
7、老师的法宝：考考考、学生的妙招：抄抄抄。
Teacher's Magic: examination examination, the students' tricks: copy copying.
8、以后早点睡，别仗着自己丑就肆无忌惮的熬夜。
After the early sleep, do not fight the ugliness of the unscrupulous stay up the night.
9、是人民币贬值太快，还是物价增值太快！
Is the RMB devaluating too fast, or is the price added too fast!
10、麻麻说：我叛逆期怎么整她，她更年期就怎么整我。
Ma said: I do her rebellion, she will do my menopause.
11、瘦我所欲也，肉我所欲也，二者不可得兼，舍瘦而取肉也。
Thin I want to also, the meat I want to also, the two can not have to have, thin and take the meat.
12、哈哈！终于开学了！我已经等不及了！啊哈哈！
Ha-ha！ Finally start school! I can't wait! Ah ha ha!
13、自从上了微博以后，每当涮火锅时煮粉丝都要一种负罪感！
Since I got on micro-blog, it's a sense of guilt to boil the fans every time you rinse the hot pot!
14、现在找对象一定要看仔细一些，因为现在不男不女的人太多了！
Now find the object must watch carefully, because it's too many people the effeminate man or manly woman!
15、如果我能成功的把饭戒掉。我就上月球去追嫦娥。
If I can quit the meal successfully. I went on the moon to chase Chang'e.
16、当小三转正后，就失去了小三有的魅力。
When the small three turns correct, it loses the charm of the small third.
17、我是脑残的话，那你压根就没长脑子，回家喝点脑白金来出来混吧青少年。
I was idiotic if you don't mind long, go home to drink to get teenagers out melatonin.
18、手机君快放开我，我男朋友作业君还等着我呢。
My mobile phone is going to let me go, and my boyfriend's homework is waiting for me.
19、女人一生喜欢两朵花：一是有钱花，二是尽量花！
A woman loves two flowers all his life: one is a rich flower, and the two is to spend as much as possible!
20、做错事总在找借口，但借口永远不能成为理由。
There is always an excuse to do wrong, but excuses can never be a reason.
21、无论我此时是如何的彷徨迷茫，最终，我都要过上自己想要的生活。
No matter how I am lost and confused at this time, I will eventually live the life I want.
22、我们的身后，是遍地忧伤的阳光，影子在上面舞蹈。
Behind us, the sorrow of the sun, the shadow of the dance on it.
23、不要用你的生命来挑战我的驾驶技术，你伤不起！
Don't use your life to challenge my driving skills, you can't afford it!
24、这世界上只有两种男人：没人要的；抢破头的。
There are only two kinds of men in the world: no one wants it; the one that breaks the head.
25、爷爷说：广告看的好好的，突然蹦出个电视剧，太不给力了。
Grandpa said: advertising, suddenly jumped out of a TV series, too suck.
26、想起以前小时候的事，感觉真的好幼稚。
It is really naive to think of what I was in my childhood.
27、我们都不是彼此生命中的第一个，可是你是我第一个想嫁的人。
We are not the first in each other's life, but you are the first person I want to marry.
28、你是我见过的容量最大的铅笔盒了，装那么多笔你不累吗。
You're the biggest pencil box I've ever seen. Don't you get tired with so many pens.
29、眼前就是一片绿意，你还在等待谁的荒芜。
In front of the eyes is a green, you are still waiting for who is desolate.
30、乾隆和华盛顿居然是同一年死的，一直觉着他们俩不在一个时代。
Qianlong and Washington were dead in the same year, and they were always aware that they were not in an era.
31、主动久了，每个人都会累，不是不爱了，只是心累了。
For a long time, everyone will be tired, not not love, but tired of heart.
32、你永远不知道你发消息慢了，对方焦急的心情。
You never know that your message is slow and the other person is anxious.
33、没事晒晒太阳吧，励志网http://wWw.qqZf.cN/没准你晒黑了就没人说你是白痴了。
It's nothing to get to the sun. You don't have to get tanned. No one says you're an idiot.
34、所谓成功女人就是白天很牛逼，晚上逼很牛。
The so-called successful woman is the day is very powerful, the night is forced to be very bull.
35、梦想不能用金钱来计量，否则你的梦想会贬值的。
Dreams can't be measured by money, or your dreams will devalue.
36、当你出现的那一刻，我的世界哗的一下都亮了。
When you have a moment, a world of wow I came.
37、如今的我，想起你曾今说过的话，心里就是一阵又一阵的痛。
Now, I think of what you said now, in the heart is a burst of pain.
38、我发过誓：张亮和天天代言什么我就买什么。可是他们为什么代言感冒灵。
I swear: I'll buy something by Zhang Liang and what you say every day. But why are they talking about cold.
39、如果说被窝是青春的坟墓，那我宁愿死在里面。
If the quilt is the tomb of youth, I would rather die in it.
40、只是走过的一段路而已，何必把它拉的比时间还长。
It's just a way to go. Why should I take it longer than time.
41、不要以为我有多在乎你，其实你只是我宁愿丢弃的废物。
Do not think how much I care about you, in fact, you are just the waste I'd rather discarded.
42、你们最好选择在中午秀恩爱，知道为什么吗？因为早晚会有报应。
You'd better choose to be in love at noon. Do you know why? Because there is a retribution early.
43、我失眠了，是不是出现在你的梦里了。
I have insomnia, is it in your dream?
44、我的世界你可以旁观，但不可以发言。
You can look on in my world, but you can't speak.
45、我始终相信，能离开的都是废物，能抢走的都是垃圾。
I always believe that all the things I can leave are waste, and all that can take away is garbage.
46、是你让我知道了恶心的真谛，天天出来走，到处恶心人。
You let me know the true meaning of nausea, go out every day, disgusting people everywhere.
47、别以为你是交通网，可以惯穿我的心脏。
Don't think you are a traffic network, you can get used to my heart.
48、我已经把握不住时代的脉搏了，因为时代的脉搏不跳了。
I have been unable to grasp the pulse of the times, because the pulse of the times is not jumping.
49、把一切平凡的事做好即不平凡，把一切简单的事做好即不简单。
It is not ordinary to do all the ordinary things well, and it is not easy to do a good job of doing all the simple things.
50、带着姐对你鄙视的表情，一路小跑远离我的视线。
With the expression of my sister's disdain for you, a trot away from my sight.
51、找老婆要找正经的，找情人要找正点的。
Find a wife to find the right thing, looking for a person to find a punctual.
52、上课抽烟，是怕老师没精神；上课接吻，是怕大家听不下去！
Class smoking is afraid of the teacher's lack of spirit; to kiss in class is afraid that everyone can not hear it!
53、在通向SB的路上，我总错把油门当刹车，一不留神就冲在了前头。
On the way to SB, I always mistook the throttle on the brakes.
54、你没给我任何理由就把我甩了，我哭得眼泪都流成大海了。
You did not give me any reason to dump me, I cried all tears into the sea.
55、待我长发及腰，就把它剪了卖了，然后我们去领证，好么。
When my hair achieves waist length, cut it off and sold it, and then we go to license, okay.
56、我把作业放在电脑主机上，后来电脑就死机了。
I put my homework on the computer, and then the computer died.
57、哎呀，小施主，我这一掐指一算，你这命里，缺我呀！
Oh, my little benefactor, I have this pinch, you are missing me in your life!
58、人漂亮了就说是整容了，那长的丑的就毁过容吗？
People are beautiful to say is a cosmetic, the long ugly will destroy the capacity?
59、老天给了我十根纤纤玉指，我却用它们来挖鼻屎。
God gave me ten fingers, but I use them to dig booger.
60、给我订两张去天庭的机票，我要去找月老。
Book me two tickets to heaven, I have to go to the matchmaker.
61、本人已成仙，有事请发烟，佛说有烟没火成不了正果，有火没烟成不了仙！
I have become immortal, please smoke, Buddha said smoke not igneous not Zhengguo, fire smoke can not xian!
62、世界上本没有胖子，瘦的人多了，也就有了胖子！
There are no fat people in the world, there are many thin people, and there will be a fat man!
63、我逼走了自己心里那份最初的感动，换来了满身伤痛。
I forced the original feeling of my heart, in exchange for the pain.
64、有时候我那么淡然，却又任由自己执著得那么难堪。
Sometimes I am so indifferent, but I let myself be so embarrassed.
65、如果有一天，你走进我的心里，你会哭，因为里面全是你。
If one day, you walk into my heart, you will cry, because the inside is all you.
66、你空有一颗减肥的心，却长了一张吃货的嘴。
You have a heart empty weight loss, but has a chowhound.
67、时间对了，地点对了，感情对了，却发现人物不对。
The time is right, the place is right, the feeling is right, but the figure is wrong.
68、我觉得我哪长得都挺标致的，为什么就是不好看呢。
I think I'm so beautiful that I don't look good.
69、因为以前太掏心掏肺了，所以搞的现在没心没肺。
Because in the past too Taoxintaofei, so do the heartless now.
70、上天派给我一个任务，让我牵一只蜗牛去散步。
The heaven sent me a task, and let me take a snail for a walk.
71、信就是信，不信就是不信，还特么微信。
Letter is a letter, do not believe or do not believe, but also special WeChat.
72、只要伱站在身边，我的眼里会看不到全世界。
As long as you stand beside me, my eyes will see the world.
73、隐藏在我体内学霸的血液阿，我以学渣之名命令你，封印解除。
Hidden in my body to learn the blood of bully in my body, I command you with the name of the learning slag, seal off.
74、当我一手写成的童话即将变成悲剧的时候，我会亲手毁了它。
When my handwritten fairy tale is about to be a tragedy, I will destroy it with my own hands.
75、过去我的爱情就像侏儒，被一株灌木就给吊死了。
In the past, my love was like a dwarf, and was hanged by a shrub.
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